Big Trucks: Myths and Misconceptions

Don't assume he's a good driver just because he's a truck driver. On the other hand, here are a few things everyone should know, but let me first say I think everyone should have to drive a big truck at least one week. It will give a new appreciation for what drivers have to contend with.

    Some truck driver terminology.
Monkeytown  Montgomery, AL
Hotlanta  Atlanta, GA
Four wheeler  Anbody driving anything with four wheels.Considered a nuisance
Smokey Bear  A Highway Patrolman
Local  A policeman
County  A Deputy Sheriff
Yardstick  A mile marker
Gator  A cap that has come off a big retreaded truck tire, lying in the roadway
Big Road  The Interstate Highway system.
Hammer Lane  The fast lane, the left one
Bobtail  A big truck without a trailer
Bull Wagon  A truck hauling cattle
Land line  A telephone, as opposed to a cb radio or a qualcom
Circle City  Dothan, AL

Any more, let me know. I ain't through here. Check back.